User:Whatever626

Location

This user is from Earth.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user is a Texas native.

This user is a native of the U.S. State of Texas.

This user lives in or hails from Houston.

Time

Today is 28 October 2026

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

Hurricane Katrina
May we never forget…

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

This user would like to wish you a happy Halloween.

This user does not care about real versus artificial Christmas trees.

Grammar

snkdThis user says sneaked.

byThis user has no opinion about the passive voice.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

whoThis user prefers using who as both a subject and an object.
Who does simplicity hurt?!

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the
serial comma.

iTSThis user uses the
iTunes Store.

“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Non-ISO languages and dialects

SoE-nThis person is a native speaker of Southern American English
(Southern bah the grace o' God)

en-USThis user is a native speaker of American English.

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UbbiThubis ubusuber cuban spubeak Ububbubi Dububbubi.

qya-0Yuhtaro sina lá/ú ista quete Quenya.

gbDz uadddr za nagve sspkr Gbrsh.

LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

Comedy

ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

Git-R-Done!This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

Computing

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user has a profile on MySpace.

XangaThis user maintains a Xanga weblog.

Y!This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.

This user uses Yahoo Mail as a primary e-mail service.

TWThis user's Internet service provider is Time Warner.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.

XPThis user uses Windows XP.

This user contributes using Notepad.

WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.

This user contributes using a phone.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

Food

This user is an omnivore.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats apples.

This user eats watermelon.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user eats salad.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

PSThis user is addicted to Pixy Stixs

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks water regularly.

TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

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History/Mathematics/Science

This user is interested in their local history.

This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.

This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

$e^{i\pi \ }$

This user is a mathematician.

SI-0This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user loves calculators.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user enjoys watching the weather.

This user is really fascinated by the weather.

Music/Sports

This user plays the flute.

This user plays the clarinet.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the violin.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys pop music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys country music.

This user likes most types of music.

PhantomThis user is past the point of no return.

WThis user mourns the Wicked.

This user needs more cowbell.

This user does not have an iPod, but wants one.

This user enjoys ice skating.

This user is a swimmer.

This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!

This user is a volleyball player.

This user plays tennis.

:UBX/interests

This user likes to use eyeliner.

This user is interested in their
family history.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is a cat lover.

This user does not smoke.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

This user is interested in the British Isles.

This user is a member of
The American Legion.

This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.

Media

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading romance novels.

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

fan-3

This user thinks that Pocahontas is the best film ever made.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

PotCThis user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

HSMThis user loves High School Musical!

This user has a television set.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

This user's TV service provider is Spectrum.

$This user enjoys watching
game shows.

This user believes in the power of three.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

This user is a fan of Sailor Moon.

Life

†This user survived Catholic school!

hs

This user is a high school student.

This user's favorite subject is Music.

OCDThis user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

This user lives with Scoliosis.

This user is near sighted.

This user is right-handed.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

Polska
This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user is proud to be British.