User:SamClayton

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en-US

This user is a native speaker of American English.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-2

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

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location ₃

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

Professional/H4x0ring ₂₃

This user is a professional web developer.

This user is a code monkey.

PHP

This user is a PHP Coder.

This user can program in Ruby.

C++

This user can program in C++.

re

This user writes regular expressions.

SQL

This user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

as

This user knows ActionScript.

bat-1

This user is an occasional Batch programmer.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

This user can program in JavaScript.

xslt

This user is an XSL Transformations programmer.

XUL

This user can code in XUL.

W3C

This user promotes full compliance with World Wide Web Consortium standards.

Lolcat

I CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1

Chat

This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.

This user uses WordPress.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal.

This user has more monitors than the Nebuchadnezzar.

This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection.

prog-4

This user is an expert programmer.

grammar _?

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

~~splice~~

Comma splices are annoying; this user fixes them all.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

whom

The user about whom this page is insists upon using whom wherever it be called-for, and they will fix every misuse of it.

snuk

This user says snuck.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the
serial comma.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

beliefs/prejudices ₉

This user is opposed to online censorship.

X

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

X

This user is interested in
Mahayana Buddhism.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

personal ₃

This user's favourite colour is purple.

UBX₁

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Expect peace! Expect transcendence! Expect mediocrity! Expect entirely too many userboxes and a complete dearth of content.

I use Wikipedia often. I edit occasionally. I remember when Alex Jones was a local cable access crackpot and did not affect geopolitics. That's roughly the era this page content belongs to.