Hello, and I am Seth Price. I really an what you call a "computer geek", and many people call me "Bill Gates the Fourth". I just changed my page, and I didn't change it for the last 2 years. I am president of Moron Inc., which is a small 3-employee company that publishes the Weekly Moron, a small brochure I distribute through my neighborhood. Everyone laughs, and one time my grandmother laughed so hard, my motto became Just don't let your diaphragm give out.
The Weekly Moron is a small brochure with funny things that I distribute throughout my neighborhood. My most famous CURRENT article (copied straight from Moron Inc. Archives[1]) is:
You know about that BP oil spill, right?
Why is BP "so rich" when my grandma's initials is BP?
I don't get how she isn't in luxury, and she lives in a
tiny West Virginian town?
Why isn't she in her CEO chair discussing all this stuff?
She should have a million dollars now, and I can have
an iPhone or something.
Confusing.
Just plain confusing.
If you want to submit your own CURRENT joke, call us
or mail us (number and address at bottom of page).
I made those jokes until I got too busy near the start of 2011. Now the company is defunct.
People say that microwaved food is harmful. Did you know that microwaves, next to radio waves, emit less radiation than the infrared light we see? Of course, the waves travel at great quantity, but we get radiation so&so times larger in an X-ray! And people don't like microwaves? Ugh.
I know at least basic algebra, and my greatest accomplishment is my thing where you measure an angle with a ruler. I just found out. Please notify me if someone else found out before me - because I have NO idea.
You measure the distance between the ends of the angle (A), and the distance between the angle's point and A (B).
Divide B by A, move the place value up one notch, and there is your exact measurement in degrees! Oh, subtract 90 degrees for acute and add 90 degrees for obtuse. FYI for beginners or so: Obtuse is bigger than a "corner" (90 degrees) and acute is smaller.
This is what comes off the top of my head when I hear "math"
1+2=3
2x2=4
144√=12
See how I stink in that? But really, I am pretty in multiplication and algebra. The things written down are my thoughts.
a4=20
5x4=20, so a=5.
Easy, right¿
More complicated things may take some time, for example, a page of what Einstein did in his TOR, took a week to figure out on my own, without looking it up.
↑Price, Seth; Natalie Hagan (19 April 2010). "CURRENT". The Weekly Moron.{{cite news}}: |access-date= requires |url= (help); More than one of |author= and |last= specified (help)
