User:H9m

This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

mi sona pona e toki pona.

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

This account exists for two main reasons:

To view Wikipedia and Wiktionary (etc) in the Vector 2010 skin
To avoid having to disable my VPN^[a] whenever I want to make the occasional edit

My username is arbitrary; I don't know what it means either. I'd like to think I'm more polite than the tone of this page might have implied.

This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

This user lives in or hails from
Pittsburgh.

This user is an American

This user is of Irish and British ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Luxembourgish ancestry.

⌛ ⇆ ◉ ⊏ ⵅ⇲ ↴ ᑈ ↱ ᑈ ☺.

This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".

This user believes in the rightful rule of the first and only Emperor of the United States, Joshua Norton.

IND

This user is a fan of the
Indiana Pacers.

This user enjoys lurking on AN/I but doesn't take it too seriously.

This user identifies as a
Democratic Socialist.

This user uses public transit.

There are definitely other userboxes that apply to this user, but this user can't be bothered finding them all.

↑ Which is actually not enough to be able to edit, despite the block message! I've actually had to reopen the article in an incognito window, which is even more inconvenient and makes mobile-app editing out of the question.