User:Davide King
Davide King (born 30 January 1996) is an Italian Wikipedian and extended confirmed user (ECo) who has made over 120,000 edits as of April 2026. Political views[edit]
Since some biased left-wing and right-wing users or IPs complained about this user's alleged bias,[nb 6] he likes to respond that he is the political version of Schrödinger's cat—being a leftist, centrist, and rightist, and at the same none of them. From left to right, he is an anarchist and libertarian because who would not want everyone to be free? He is a communist because in theory it looks like heaven on Earth (not so much in practice). He is a socialist and social democrat because who does not like the working class or a good underdog story? He is a progressive because progress sounds good. He is an environmentalist because the Earth is a pretty damn beautiful planet, it would be a real shame if it was to be destroyed. He is a feminist because women are better than men. He is an anti-fascist because fascism is bad (is he still allowed to say that? God, one cannot say anything anymore these days...). This user is a liberal because freedom and liberty are good. He is a centrist because both sides have crazies. He is anti-centrist because it does not mean centrism is free from idiots either. He is a Christian democrat because his country was ruled by them for almost 50 years, a cherry-picked version of Christianity is perfect, and whoever Jesus Christ was, he was a pretty chill good dude. He is pro-capitalism because it was a big leap forward from slavery and feudalism: it helped us to create so much wealth and progress. He is a liberist and supporter of economic liberalism because "Fuck the taxi and seaside lobbies!" (Italians would understand). He is a neoliberal because globalisation "ain't that bad". He is a conservative because some things were really better in the past, some traditions are very nice, and he would like to conserve all the progress and advances made by working-class and middle-class peoples. This user is a patriot and nationalist because one can ardently yet not uncritically love one's own country, history, and culture without having to denigrate those of others. He is an American-style libertarian because he is autistic and likes to be left alone and free. He is an anti-feminist because feminism gave us Margaret Thatcher and some other God-awful rulers. He is a reactionary because both classical liberalism and classical social democracy were better than whatever we have today, plus Italian football was better in 2006. He is a fascist (actually a super fascist) because he really dislikes the use of Anglicism in the Italian language, especially when there are such straightforward Italian equivalents. He is a neo—no sorry, I cannot do this even in tongue-in-cheek but I can say—this user is an anti-communist because "read my lips"—Communist regimes committed atrocities and that was not good. Got it? Good.
In short, this user just wants everyone to be free. I guess that is such a bad and biased thing! So to reiterate—who could possibly be opposed to that? Notes[edit]
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