This user is a guinea pig owner.

This user has a pet guinea pig.

53, Ornithologist living out of my parent's home in Preston, Oklahoma. Kind of random, want to die, loves rodents and birds. May the force be with you traveller!

This user likes the company of hamsters.

This user's favourite animal is the guinea pig.

This user has a pet mouse.

This user has fancy rats.

This user cannot communicate with Rats.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Comedy.

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Com-0

This user has no sense of humor.

Com

This user is a Comedian. Honk! Honk!

This user is a scary Ghost.

Anyone looking to be adopted by a veteran wikipediac like me? Mail me your submissions at 12. Tentan Terrace, Preston, Oklahoma.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

=D

This user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.

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This user believes that laughter is a medicine that should be taken several times a day!!!

On the Internet, nobody
knows you're a dog.

All your base are belong to this user.

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OH SHI–

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

This user likes turtles.

JS

Trees hate this user.

PPP

This user has found the source of the ticking noise and is uncomfortable reading this message, as are you!!!

TG

This user is grounded because they don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit.

So this user herd u liek mudkipz?

This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny.

This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

Git-R-Done!

This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

You Might Be a Redneck If...

This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.

This user says that kiwi birds are not Kiwifruit.

OK let's get the real user boxes in now

This user thinks the United Nations is worthless!

NO
UN

This user does not support the United Nations.

This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.^‡

User:Lawyer2b/Anti-UN

This user does NOT support the United Nations.

This user wants Turkey to join the EU.

This user opposes Turkish accession into the EU.

TUR

This user supports Turkish
accession to the EU .

EFA

This user voted
Free Alliance in 2014

NEW

This user voted
Newropeans in 2014

This user prefers a Scandinavian Union to the EU

X	This user is strictly apolitical.

NonP

This user is not affiliated with a political party.

RR

This user is on the religious right.

This user is a social liberal.

This user is a liberal socialist.

This user is interested in
Neo-Tribalism.

More about the man behind 7 wikipedia edits

This user has survived cancer
for 15 years and 11 months.

This user has lived with
multiple myeloma
for 15 years and 11 months.

This user is a proud
childhood leukemia survivor.

This user lives with photophobia.

This user has Hazel eyes.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

OCD

This user suffers from OCD (Obsessive–compulsive disorder)

This user lives with agoraphobia.

GET UP WEBMD!

This user is proud to be a HUGE hypochondriac.

P

This user has paruresis.
Shy bladder, proud soul!

This user doesn't have ADHD, they are really good at multi—hey, do you like round or square waffles?

Oh, and one more thing!

Autistic