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User:Ashorocetus

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Hello! Welcome to my page. I am Wikipedia's resident dinosaur egg expert.[n 1]

Personal life

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I'm a mathematician who specializes in probability and real analysis. In my free time, I like to read old books, but I never read the foreword. Forewords are boring.[n 2] My other hobbies include harp, recreational mathematics, and Mongolian calligraphy.

Favorite quotes

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   "They're using a proxy that doesn't exist to estimate a number that can never be validated,"
   ~ Kenneth Lacovara
   "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." 
   ~ Yogi Berra
   "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."
   ~ Batman
   "I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us."
   ~ Romans 8:18


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Notes

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  1. ↑ More properly called a dinosaur eggspert.
  2. ↑ However, it is usually worthwhile to read translator's notes.

The real question we must ask ourselves is: Why do anostracans look so much like radiodonts?