"Arthur Jupiter is one of the first openly SSA member of the snake handling churches of Appalachia. And a useful person" - Anonymous bypasser.

Personal Life

My name is Arthur. According to myself, I am an internet micro-celebrity in the niche of post-ironic edgelordism and a disciple of Andy Warhol. I am native of the beautiful, big, great country of Brazil. I dont know much but i try my best to share what i do know. I enjoy baking. Strawberries are my favorite food. Blessings come constantly towards me and God loves me very much and i love him too. These blessings include Olive oil; Small grapes; Vanilla and caramel flavored ice cream; Feathers of unknown birds; Handmade gifts from multiple people of multiple Asian countries; Pictures of Oregon, the place i yearn to live in; Rain for me to fall asleep to; Patience and calmness for me to get thru the day. If you are lacking blessings or graces hit me up and i will gladly give you some and help u with whatever u need.

Beliefs

I believe in the good of humans, and i have an undying love for all living things. I truly think that this world is beautiful, and if you looked at it thru my eyes you would also love this world, but i recognize things are not looking for the future. But i believe that the beautiful hands of justice will carve out the tongue of every evil man, and peace will reign once again, until then, we shall try to find happiness in this world. That's what i'm trying to do. Remain hopeful and help others, and blessings will continuously come towards you i promise to you. I also am actively against the term 'lolcow'. It's evil.

Connections

I am personal friends with Clifford the Big Red Dog. We have shared a long friendship, even though i never watched him as a kid. I met him later in my life thru my connections with. . . uhhhhh . . . I tried to think of a relevant politician but they are all pedophiles or racists lol. I am not connected to any politicians. I met Clifford thru my connections with the church.

I am, allegedly, the father of the Common Ancestor of chimpanzees and humans.