User:Apple1976

Uhh... hi! This is me! Read the boxes—they're there so that I don't have to type about myself.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.
it-3Quest'utente può contribuire con un livello avanzato di italiano.	es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
ipa əThis user fully understands the International Phonetic Alphabet.	This user uses ChoreBot to remind them to work on Articles that need to be wikified every Saturday.
This user scored 6275 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 157357193).	This user scored 1e+65 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 157531713).
This user comes from Italy.	ieThis contributor uses any browser other than Internet Explorer.
OS XThis user contributes using Mac OS X.	This user contributes using Ubuntu.
This user prefers the metric system.	eπi+1=0This user is a mathie.
This user enjoys chess.	This user understands biological evolution.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.	VThis user is a vegetarian.
⚤This user is straight but not narrow.	This user is an ally of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, and queer community.
g_<This user detests all varieties of SAMPA.	NBPThis user believes that Christian fundamentalists should read the New Testament once in a while.
INFJThis user's MBTI type is INFJ.	♂♀This user supports gender equality.
gkThis user is a geek.	This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.
This user eats chocolate.	This user drinks cappuccino.
Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.	This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.	ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
teenThis user is a teenager.	This user is a Taurus.
:-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.	This user supports renewable energy.
This user is against smoking.	According to The Political Compass this user is: Economic Right (4.88) and Social Libertarian (−5.64)
This user supports sustainable living.	sumThis user is.
MISThis user used to prefer being misanthropic but now prefers being philanthropic.	This user is an advanced mathematician.
This user loves God more than anyone and anything!	This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid-shaped Earth, not a flat, hollow, nor spherical one.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.	prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.
This user advocates pacifism.	S This user is interested in sociocracy.
This user likes most types of music.	This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is either immeasurable or unknown.	This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
d'oh!This user is so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTHThis user would never hurl you into the sun unless you had already been going to do that!	QIThis user is Quite Interesting.
1+1=3 This user dislikes narrow-minded behaviour.	Choice This user is pro-life and pro-abortion.
BBCThis user supports the BBC.	C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.	This user is toxic.
This user is flammable.	This user is an explosive.
This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.	This user thinks fractals are pretty.
1+1=10This user likes binary.	8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.
This user has an obsessive mathematical passion.	=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user is approximately normal.	This user is interested in mathematical physics.
This user likes the idea of hyper operators.	i=bestThis user thinks i is the only "real" number.
This user enjoys thinking in four dimensions.	This user knows how to Find x.
This user supports the English-language Wikipedia with their contributions.	no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
Non nobis solum	This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.
This user has been a Wikipedian since 2005.	This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.
This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit he has written on Wikipedia.	This user is a true Wikipedian and reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.	This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.	wiki-3This user is an advanced Wikipedia editor.
"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?	ain’tThis user considers ain’t nonstandard English usage.
amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.	to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
This user imagines All the people living life in peace.	? This user follows their own political ideals.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.	…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
whomThe user about whom this page is insists upon using whom wherever it be called-for, and they will fix every misuse of it.	to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.	NFThis user's Keirsey Temperament is Idealist.
man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.	your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, they would use it.	“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.	theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".	Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
snkdThis user says sneaked.	A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.	HYPThis user sees nothing wrong with hypercorrection.
n'tThis user doesn't see anything wrong with contractions.	tillTill others realise that "until"'s syllables both mean the same thing - "till" - in two different languages, this user prefers to use "till".
ETYMOThis user prefers the etymological meaning of a word, not its current definition.	AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
1337This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and users of standard English.	IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.
This user is thankful that Sergei Prokofiev existed.	cel-2This user is an intermediate cellist.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.	less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.	This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!	??? ?!? !!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!